jesus and the telephone pole

Darth Toddler: Where does Jesus live?

Little Man: He lives in Heaven with God. He lives in Heaven because he died.

Darth Toddler: *wide eyed*

Little Man (solemnly): Yeah, he was killed by a telephone pole. Just like in Mommy’s book. Right, Mommy?

Me: *blink*

"Dear Z"

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